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lunartes:

please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010

(Source: sadfolkmusic, via kanyewesticle)

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

(via laughcentre)

pospiscal:

trying to comfort a friend

(via johnpaullowe)

calciumwaves:

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

(Source: fabulewis, via damn-funny)

andrvw:

my friend just called his daughter “what’s her face”

(via laughbitches)

plenair:

actionjackel:

hTHIS IS NOT WAHT I SREACHED FOR

wHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING FOR

(Source: stahl-ebooks, via johnpaullowe)